I have achieved dominance. The humans finally understood that I do not wish to be here. The-Grandma came to get me! She says I will stay with her until my human comes home. I hope it is soon. I felt a little bad about leaving Little-Brother-Crash, but he didn't seem to care and I've been told he's doing just fine. Home! Soon we will be home!
-Lucky
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Crash- Week 6
HAPPY!!! TREATS!!!! FOOD!!!! TOY!!!! TREATS!!!! LUCKY!!! TREATS!!!! LUCKY GONE? TOY!!! SLEEP!!!! TREATS!!! HAPPY!!!! HAPPY!!!! TOYS!!!
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Lucky- Week 5
I don't have a lot to share this week. The days are beginning to blend into one another. I don't know if we'll ever leave this place...
I started back with the drippy poop to punish the humans who are keeping me here, but it backfired. The-One-Who-Is-My-Human's-Assistant just kept me in the kennels and gave me more things from the White-Coats 'hidden' in food until it cleared. So I wasted a few days on a failed revenge...I did get to return to snooping around up front towards the second part of the week.
The-One-Who-Smells-Of-Chocolate was gone all week, which made the other humans seem more busy. The Schnauzer-dogs have been gone as well.
Little-Brother-Crash's disease seems to be lingering. I thought it was fading, but he seems to be retaining a color cast...
Once I was feeling better, I did help the humans out since they seemed so busy. I ran messages back and forth between The-One-Who-Is-My-Human's-Assistant and The-One-Who-Is-Short-And-Loud in the front and The-One-Who-Grew-The-Alien and The-One-Who-Belongs-To-Holey-Butt in the back. They were duly appreciative.
Speaking of Holey-Butt...when he barks, he poops a little! It is very funny.
I do not have any photos to share this week. The-One-Who-Grew-The-Alien has been slacking in this job. I will have to release gas next to her to show her my displeasure....
Lucky
I started back with the drippy poop to punish the humans who are keeping me here, but it backfired. The-One-Who-Is-My-Human's-Assistant just kept me in the kennels and gave me more things from the White-Coats 'hidden' in food until it cleared. So I wasted a few days on a failed revenge...I did get to return to snooping around up front towards the second part of the week.
The-One-Who-Smells-Of-Chocolate was gone all week, which made the other humans seem more busy. The Schnauzer-dogs have been gone as well.
Little-Brother-Crash's disease seems to be lingering. I thought it was fading, but he seems to be retaining a color cast...
Once I was feeling better, I did help the humans out since they seemed so busy. I ran messages back and forth between The-One-Who-Is-My-Human's-Assistant and The-One-Who-Is-Short-And-Loud in the front and The-One-Who-Grew-The-Alien and The-One-Who-Belongs-To-Holey-Butt in the back. They were duly appreciative.
Speaking of Holey-Butt...when he barks, he poops a little! It is very funny.
I do not have any photos to share this week. The-One-Who-Grew-The-Alien has been slacking in this job. I will have to release gas next to her to show her my displeasure....
Lucky
Crash- Week 5
HAPPY!!!! FOOD!!! TIRED!! SLEEP! HAPPY!!! LUCKY STINKS!!!! TREAT!!! PEOPLE!! HUMPING!!!! RUN!! RUN!!! HAPPY!!! TREATS!!! HAPPY!!!!
Sunday, April 11, 2010
Lucky- Week 4
Well, I'm feeling better this week. My bowel issues seem to have cleared up. Everyone seems very busy around here lately.
I went with The-One-Who-Is-My-Human's-Assistant again at lunch time one day. We stopped at a food place with good smells and the human in the window admired me, as is right. We then went to The-One-Who-Is-My-Human's-Assistant's house. When we got there, The-Midget was there at the table doing something. I ran up to see what it was and it smelled good! It was cake! One of the best human-foods! I jumped up and put my front paws on the table to show my excitement. The-Midget started waving her arms and yelling in a high voice, so I started jumping, too. It was fun! But then she started getting very protective of the cake and shooing me away. I was barking and jumping to show her how affronted I was, but she didn't seem to understand. The-One-Who-Is-My-Human's-Assistant found it all very amusing. I then went back to the wood-pile in the backyard, but couldn't find anything again.
We continue to sleep in the big play room. We also keep the room to ourselves on the day when no play dogs come. That is a small accommodation, but I suppose it will do.
The-schnauzer-dogs have been gone more than usual this week, I think due to the fact that The-One-Who-Smells-Of-Chocolate has been gone after her head started bobbling...the other humans say she is going to see some human White-Coats next week.
Holey-Butt-Dog had surgery. He says they took out his butt-smell-glands! How will anyone know which poops are his? The humans say they hope it will fix his holey-butt problem...we will have to think of a new name for him.
Little-Brother-Crash is fine. He likes to run in and out of the play room. He still looks a little abnormally colored, but the disease has faded considerably.
Lucky
I went with The-One-Who-Is-My-Human's-Assistant again at lunch time one day. We stopped at a food place with good smells and the human in the window admired me, as is right. We then went to The-One-Who-Is-My-Human's-Assistant's house. When we got there, The-Midget was there at the table doing something. I ran up to see what it was and it smelled good! It was cake! One of the best human-foods! I jumped up and put my front paws on the table to show my excitement. The-Midget started waving her arms and yelling in a high voice, so I started jumping, too. It was fun! But then she started getting very protective of the cake and shooing me away. I was barking and jumping to show her how affronted I was, but she didn't seem to understand. The-One-Who-Is-My-Human's-Assistant found it all very amusing. I then went back to the wood-pile in the backyard, but couldn't find anything again.
We continue to sleep in the big play room. We also keep the room to ourselves on the day when no play dogs come. That is a small accommodation, but I suppose it will do.The-schnauzer-dogs have been gone more than usual this week, I think due to the fact that The-One-Who-Smells-Of-Chocolate has been gone after her head started bobbling...the other humans say she is going to see some human White-Coats next week.
Holey-Butt-Dog had surgery. He says they took out his butt-smell-glands! How will anyone know which poops are his? The humans say they hope it will fix his holey-butt problem...we will have to think of a new name for him.
Little-Brother-Crash is fine. He likes to run in and out of the play room. He still looks a little abnormally colored, but the disease has faded considerably.
Lucky
Crash- week 4
HAPPY!!! TREATS!!! PEOPLE!!! FOOD!! HAPPY!!! DOGS!!!! HAPPY!!! HUMPING!!!! HAPPY!!! RUN!!!! RUN!!! HAPPY!! TREATS!! SLEEP!!!
CRASH
CRASH
Sunday, April 4, 2010
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